SUNDAY FUNNIES

old thanks to D DUH, CHEEKY, JERRY, MINDY !!

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sad to say JIM McKAY died. he was a municipal guy to us. Miss your voice old buddy.

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After a round-the-clock on the town, a young woman brought a new cocker home for a late-night hard stuff.

"You can't make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll execute us.

"Things started getting fervent on the sofa, but after a while alcohol got the better of the man.

"I have to...go" he said."Well you can't go upstairs. The bathroom is reactionary next to my parents bedroom," she replied. "Use the caboose sink."

So he dutifully retired to the kitchenette. A few minutes later, he popped his chief around the door and asked, "Do you have any toilet form, or should I just use a dish towel?"

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*'Lizard Line'

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including powder-room flush burials for dead goldfish, the yarn below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:

Fair after dinner one night, my son came up to give someone a tongue-lashing me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds lifer in his room.

'He's just lying there looking off one's rocker,' he told me. 'I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?'

I put my best lizard-healer expressiveness on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the short lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I right away knew what to do.

'Honey,' I called, 'get look at the lizard!'

'Oh, my gosh!' my partner exclaimed. 'She's having babies.'

'What?' my son demanded 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!'

I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I consideration we s! aid we didn't want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly to my old lady.

'Well,...